Do you remember Consequence?  That dude that used to mess with Tribe Called Quest (his cousin is Q-Tip after all) back in the day? A few years ago he hooked up with Kanye’s GOOD Music and put out a solid [...]

  Sometimes picking #2 is the better choice. In case you don’t know who Isabel Lucas is, she’s the robo-girl hottie on Transformers 2 who chases after the main character.  She’s Australian, born January 29, 1985 and environmentally conscious.    [...]

No, we don’t all have Jay-Z’s pockets, and our last name is not Gates.  So let’s go car shopping in reality for just a moment.  Well, I suppose it may only be in virtual reality (read: Boss, I need a [...]

Aside from grown men wearing leather diapers and people saying that the movie is homoerotic, 300 is almost the perfect movie. It’s got hot girls, fighting, killing, explosions, treachery, sex with the girl from Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, a [...]

  First off, as much as you would like to, you can’t wear jeans every day.  Especially jean shorts. Now that the awkwardess is out of the way, may we suggest a smooth alternative – khakis.  Not quite dress pants [...]

Ah, to be insanely rich and bored.  So bored, in fact, that the only way to keep your mind busy is by jumping from one adrenaline rush to another.  The biggest adrenaline rush?  A plan to steal one of the world’s most expensive [...]

In case you’re wondering why we’ve never put the Continental GT in the ESM dream garage, the reason is very simple – Paris Hilton owns a pink one. The Bentley Brooklands, however, is a different story.  Here is an excerpt from the [...]

If you drive an Audi, have thought about owning one, or are a big fan of modifying them, I would suggest you check out these wheels from MTM – the Bimoto Forged. A monoblock style wheel, these bad boys will [...]

  I admit it, I was a HUGE fan of Stone Temple Pilots.  I felt their music really spoke to me during that time in my life. I also was a big fan of Velvet Revolver.  It was like a [...]

If you have a girlfriend, or fiancee, or if you’re lucky enough to have found “the One” and made her your wife, I suggest getting a mistress.  Now, your mistress may not be all that to look at, but maybe [...]

I feel it is my duty to write about this subject, since I’ve never seen an article on it, and obviously some people out there are clueless.  Of course, loyal ESM reader, I don’t refer to any of you. The [...]

If you find yourself in the middle of the Indian Ocean, on an atoll that you can walk across in about 15 seconds and walk the length in less than 5 minutes, you just may be in the Maldives.  After [...]