ADVICE: Affordable Valentine’s Day Presents
Alright fellas, this is the SECOND reminder that Valentine’s day is around the corner. I know I titled this article “affordable” Valentine’s Day presents, but it really should be titled “Valentines for the cheap-ass known as you”.
As a general rule of thumb, the cheapest and most affordable Valentine’s day presents are the ones that are [...]
DREAM GARAGE: Pagani Zonda R
January 29, 2010 by ESM
Filed under Dream Garage, Features, Things That Move Us
Sometimes I have to think to myself, why wasn’t I born of nobility with a $3 billion inheritance? Probably because with great power comes great responsibility and with that much kwan, I wouldn’t be too responsible.
In fact, I would probably be one of the first people to purchase the Pagani Zonda R, the last edition [...]
GEAR: The Samurai Umbrella
The latest news has come across my desk via urbandaddy.com: you can now live your Tom Cruise fantasy. No, not that fantasy – I’m talking about the one where you were one of the people on the Last Samurai movie.
Introducing the Samurai Umbrella, from Kikkerland. They have ingeniously figured out how to tap into the [...]
FEATURE: Computer Choppers
January 28, 2010 by ESM
Filed under Features, Media, Video Games
I know what you’ve been thinking to yourself for the past 2 years: “how can I throw a ton of money on an investment that already has an exponential decrease in value?”
There are 2 answers: putting spinners on cars and Computer Choppers.
Although we would love to go through all the fantastic advantages of putting spinners on [...]
THE CLASSIC DIME PIECE: Jennifer Garner
January 27, 2010 by ESM
Filed under Features, The Dime Piece
Seriously – tell me you rented Elektra because you really wanted to watch the movie? You might as well also tell me that you watched Alias simply because you enjoyed the dramatic and suspenseful storylines.
The real reason is due to our next Classic Dime Piece, Jennifer Garner. An all American beauty with an insane body [...]
ICON: Giorgio Armani
Born in Piacenza, Italy on July 11, 1934, Giorgio Armani has been noted to be one of the most successful designers ever, having a net worth of of about $5 billion.
His clean and classic designs have been favorites the world over from the ultra rich to the ultra famous. I don’t think anyone has ever [...]
FASHION ESSENTIALS: Chuck Taylor All-Stars by Converse
January 25, 2010 by ESM
Filed under Fashion Essentials, Features, Style
For about $44, why wouldn’t you have a pair of Chuck Taylors in your shoe quiver? Originally created in 1917 as an “All Star”, these shoes have stood the test of time decade after decade as a quintessential classic.
From rockabillys to hip-hop legends to former U.S. presidents, it seems that Chuck Taylors have been a [...]
FASHION ESSENTIALS: Pinstriped Pants
January 24, 2010 by ESM
Filed under Fashion Essentials, Features, Style
Every man should have a pair of pinstriped pants in his closet. Whether they are grey, blue, brown or black, pinstriped pants go great for almost all occassions.
Business casual at work? Try on a pair of grey pinstriped pants with brown suede shoes, a matching belt and a crisp button up and you will have [...]
GEAR: Air Jordan Alpha 1
January 22, 2010 by ESM
Filed under Features, Sports, Health and Fitness, Style
I remember the first time I saw the original Air Jordans. They were amazing and made me wonder what I had to do to get myself a pair. Unfortunately I was ten at the time and couldn’t afford them.
Thankfully, the geniuses at Nike have revived and revised the original Air Jordans and dubbed them the “Alpha [...]
FASHION UNICORN: A good pair of $50 jeans (part 2 of 2)
Oh man, if you are even thinking about searching for your own pair of $50 jeans, my recommendation would be to not do it. The reason part 2 of this article took so long was because it was really a fashion unicorn.
Before I announce the winner, I think I need to clarify my physical build [...]

