FEATURE: Oscar nominee titles that can double as porn movies

The Oscars.  Another awards ceremony that you don’t really want to watch but do anyway.  To make things more interesting in our lives, we decided over a few shots of tequila what movie titles can actually double as porn titles.
Really.
The Blind Side
A romantic story about a janitor who inexplicably has an affair with the football [...]

CLASSIC MOVIE: Tron

Waaaay back in ancient history, 1982 to be precise, before everyone had an iPhone or a gaming system, yes, even before facebook, there was a movie made named Tron.  Oh, you’ve heard of it?  It was a great science fiction movie based on the premise that there was some kind of an almost human power [...]

ICON: Jack Donaghy from 30 Rock

Congratulations to Jack Donaghy for being our next ESM Icon.  His style, charisma and incredible humor made him a clear winner.
To be honest, just doing biographical research about Jack Donaghy made me laugh for hours on end.  Sometimes I wonder where writers come up with some of these things (excerpts from his Wikipedia entry):
His mother Colleen Murphy [...]

MEDIA: The Tigertext Iphone app

It’s sad, really.
What was once a name synonymous with “the world’s greatest”, winning, focus and mental intensity, and Wheaties is now synonymous with “not covering your tracks on your mobile phone”.
Introducing the Tigertext Iphone app from the company, um, Tigertext.  According to an article in PC World, “the texting app lets users set a time [...]

CLASSIC TV: Top Gear

Every gear head/petrol head out there knows what the BBC show Top Gear is all about – 3 crazy, funny, car fanatical middle aged men were basically given a tv show to do, well, whatever the hell they want.
The three main hosts are Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May.  Although their dress and hairstyle selection [...]

CLASSIC VIDEOS: November Rain

Guns and Roses fans unite – ESM is featuring “November Rain” as their current Classic Video.  Put on that bandana on and waive that lighter in the air.  The GNR boys are alive and well again, if but for one moment.
Do you need some time
On your own
Do you need some time
All alone
Everybody needs some time
On [...]

THE DIME PIECE: Liz Vassey

For anyone that’s a fan of the original CSI TV Show, there’s a new(ish) crime lab character on there played by Liz Vassey.  On the show, she’s cute and always makes you take a second look.
After doing some research, however, you realize that she is HOT.  Just check out some of her photos below:

Here’s a [...]

CLASSIC MOVIES: Heat

You know a movie is a true ESM classic when the video game series Grand Theft Auto duplicates the bank robbery scene in one of its games.
From beginning to end, Heat delivers pulse-pounding excitement and constantly builds the on-par rivalry between Robert De Niro and Al Pacino.  Who cares if Val Kilmer has a horrible [...]

CLASSIC GARAGE: 1994 Porsche 964 Turbo 3.6

For anyone that saw the movie Bad Boys, you know this car.  Built in 1994, the Porsche 964 Turbo 3.6 could go from 0-60 in 3.4 seconds, had a top speed of 174 mph and is extremely rare (there were only 63 built at the time).
Here’s a little excerpt about the Porsche 964 from Wikipedia:
The [...]

ICON: Mike Lowery from Bad Boys

I think one of the qualifications for an ESM Icon is if Lil’ Wayne compares himself to you in his songs:
But I would like for u to pay me by the hOUr
And I’d rather be pushin flowers
Then to be in the pen sharin showers
Tony told us this world was ours
And the bible told us every [...]

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