ADVICE: Top 5 Non-Essential Items
Here at essential style for men, we do a pretty solid job at showing you the things you need. That’s right, not wants but needs especially if style is your number one priority. But today we’d like to take a second to bring you some items that are, well…non-essential. These items are just plain ‘ol bad ideas and will more than likely make you look silly if caught with any of these. So without further ado.
5. LED-TV Lab Coat
Too many questions come to mind here. How do you sit down? Is it flammable? Can you choose to display any cartoon to your taste? Is this guy serious? Either way, this is a definite chick repeller. If your goal in life is to never connect with other humans then this is the kind of lab coat you need in your life.
4. iPhone SLR Mount
Seriously?? Ok I get it, not everyone can afford a DSLR camera. Wait, actually I don’t get it. These lenses are not cheap and as well, they’re not light to carry around either. And most important, this just looks a bit ridiculous. After you’ve paid over $300 for this “special” mount and another $400+ for a lens, you’re better off saving up the extra and getting a proper DSLR cam. Can you say “not essential”?
3. Orange Sound Charge T-Shirt
Here we have a stylish t-shirt that recharges your phone by generating an electric charge from sound vibrations. Cool right? NO. And most importantly, not essential. I am really digging deep into my memory bank to think of the last time I said to myself, “Darn, I wish I had a shirt that could turn these sound vibrations into an electrical charge so I can charge my cell phone.” Its never happened. Not only that, I don’t think much thought went into the comfort aspect of that big “plasticky” kangaroo pouch on the stomach area of the shirt. If you happen to own one of these, burn it.
2. Star Wars Lamborghini
First off, I would like to say that there is nothing wrong with having love lust for Star Wars. Classic movie for some, for others….not so much. In this case, I couldn’t think of a worst way to ruin $200,000+…..or perhaps if you gave us time we could conjure up some options. Either way, take it from us that mixing the art of your favorite movie with the paint job of one of the coolest Italian sports cars is not the way to go. AT. ALL.
1. Solar Powered Flash Light
‘Nuff said.
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