As you can see in this picture, BUBEN&ZORWEG safes are massive and match the look of your home's interior.

As you can see in this picture, BUBEN&ZORWEG safes are massive and match the look of your home’s interior.

You’ve reached the pinnacle of your career.

You’re making the money you’ve wanted to make, have all the watches you could ever need, even copped yourself a pair of diamond encrusted cufflinks just because, but for some reason, your life doesn’t seem… complete.

It’s because you don’t have a sense of security for all your toys.

That wall safe you bought at Wal-Mart isn’t quite cutting it and it’s starting to become an eyesore.  You need an upgrade to the thing which holds all your valuables.

BUBEN&ZORWEG's Magnum safe reveals a secret drawer at the touch of a hidden button. Click here for more information on the Magnum.

BUBEN&ZORWEG’s Magnum safe reveals a secret drawer at the touch of a hidden button. Click here for more information on the Magnum.

Introducing BUBEN&ZORWEG safes.

They make some of the baddest, securest, high-techiest (we know that isn’t a real word) safes in the business.

And they’re visually stunning pieces of art.

The secret button on the TITAN uncovers 18 additional watch winders.

The secret button on the TITAN uncovers 18 additional watch winders.

According to their press release titled “BOY’S TOYS FOR BILLIONAIRES: WHY THE WORLD’S RICHEST MEN STILL LOVE GADGETS”, they’ve outlined some of the key features of their most secure products on the market:

THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE

Nominated for the 2015 German Design Award, BUBEN&ZORWEG safes are designed to house watches, gold bars, guns, art works and other collectibles. From bullet-proof, fire-resistant, explosion-proof two-way mirror glass, to laser curtains comprising a web of invisible laser beams that set off an alarm as soon as sensors spot anyone in their vicinity, a slew of surprise design features imbue the owner with a constant sense he is playing the starring role in his own imagined secret agent movie.

Take for example, hidden switches on the X-007 EXTREME in places only the user will know, which trigger the safe to rise from its holding and light up. Or a secret drawer revealed at the touch of a hidden button on the MAGNUM.

Or the secret button on the TITAN that reveals 18 additional sumptuous watch winders, providing a special place for the most treasured watches in a collection.

Meanwhile, each BUBEN&ZORWEG safe has been VdS tested – VdS is a rigorous German certification testing system involving endurance tests by engineers using heavy machinery, power drills and flame throwers to simulate arson, malicious attacks and brute force, ensuring that anyone other than the owner doesn’t stand a chance of opening a BUBEN&ZORWEG safe.

We're big fans of the X-007 collection of safes from BUBEN&ZORWEG.

We’re big fans of the X-007 collection of safes from BUBEN&ZORWEG.

You can also be sure you will be able to track your safe in the event someone decides to take the entire thing:

GLOBAL TRACKING CAPABILITIES

Ensuring complete peace of mind, BUBEN&ZORWEG can now incorporate cutting edge GPS tracking technology into most masterpieces in its repertoire, informing collectors of the exact location of the safe should it ever be moved. An international sim card means any object can be traced worldwide wherever there is GSM coverage. A new alarm system by BUBEN&ZORWEG can also be connected to a home alarm system and the owner’s mobile phone.

“BUBEN&ZORWEG has a two-decade long tradition of enabling men to savour and safeguard their most treasured possessions. Our clients may not be secret agents, but they sure love knowing they own some Boy’s Toys that James Bond himself might even covet,” says BUBEN&ZORWEG founder and director Christian Zorweg.

The two-way mirror glass on the PRIVATE MUSEUM is bullet-proof, fire-resistant and explosion-proof.

The two-way mirror glass on the PRIVATE MUSEUM is bullet-proof, fire-resistant and explosion-proof.

We here at ESM think any safe from BUBEN&ZORWEG will be a welcome addition to any reader who wants the best when it comes to securing your treasures.

The hidden switches on the X-007 EXTREME triggers the safe to rise from its holding and light up.

The hidden switches on the X-007 EXTREME triggers the safe to rise from its holding and light up.

For more information on BUBEN&ZORWEG, you can check out their official website at http://www.buben-zorweg.com/en/home.html.

ESM

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