FEATURE: Who says you can’t poop gold?

Gold pills by Tobias Wong & J.A.R.K. Image from citizen-citizen.com.

We’ve all said it when we find something is a little too expensive – “what, is it made out of gold or something?”

In this particular case, it is.

For those that want to bling both inside and out, Tobias Wong and Ju$t another Rich kid (Ken Courtney) created these pills to further our culture’s indulgent needs.

According to citizen-citizen.com:

Gold Pills ar part of the INDULGENCE range designed through the collaboration of Tobias Wong and Ju$t another Rich kid (Ken Courtney) in 2005, who suggested “Like an addict, all I want is more. Like celebrity and celebrity culture, demand for luxury items is completely created.” As an extension of our obsession with fame, celebrity, and commodities, they designed a line of luxury objects: INDULGENCES (for the man who has absolutely everything). INDULGENCES addressed the creation of and demand for the unnecessary, directly commenting on the ever-expanding market of luxury items in our culture, seven INDULGENCES were created…

I have to say it, this is just effing ridiculous.

For more information about these fabulous gold pills, you can check them out at citizen-citizen.com.

Now you can have 24 carats beside the carrots you had for dinner.  (Sorry, bad visual).


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One Response to “FEATURE: Who says you can’t poop gold?”

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