FEATURE: Why Halloween gives Christmas a run for its money
It’s that most wonderful time of the year. No, not Christmas – Halloween! Why is it such a wonderful time of year, dear ESM readers?
It’s simple – this is the only time of the year all women want to dress slutty. To make things better, everyone is cool with it!
Enjoy some great examples below:
Turn around slowly.
Can I get you a beer?
Late for class.
Casting spells.
Nice whip.
To create Essential Style for Men, mix 2 parts petrol, 1 part secret agent, 1 part rock and roll, 1 part hip-hop and a shot of tequila in a shaker with ice and vigorously shake for 20 seconds. Pour into a martini glass rimmed with explosives and have a supermodel serve for all your friends to enjoy.
