ICON: Santa Claus
Santa Claus image from crazy-frankenstein.com.
I bet you’re wondering how Santa Claus can become an icon on an online men’s magazine featuring men’s style. It’s simple really – the chicks dig Santa. Actually, everyone digs Santa. He’s just so cool.
Here are a few more reasons:
- He’s a billionaire (how else can he buy all those gifts?)
- He’s made giving cool way before Oprah
- He’s one of the first people to ever get sponsored by corporations (check Coke and Target)
- He’s imitated and never been duplicated
- He’s legendary (literally)
- He only works one day a year
- Everyone invites him to their Christmas party
- He’s the only one to make residence in his continent
- All the kids love him
- He’s got a dope ride
- He makes everyone around him a little bit happier
- People wait all year to see him
- He’s signed a ton of movie deals and has been played by lots of well known actors (see: the Santa Clause series)
- He makes his suit look good
Still not convinced? Wait until Christmas Eve and see if he gives you any gifts.
Yeah, I thought so.
To create Essential Style for Men, mix 2 parts petrol, 1 part secret agent, 1 part rock and roll, 1 part hip-hop and a shot of tequila in a shaker with ice and vigorously shake for 20 seconds. Pour into a martini glass rimmed with explosives and have a supermodel serve for all your friends to enjoy.
