THE DIME PIECE: Elin Nordegren
Elin Nordegren. So hot.
What? Too soon? When Elin Nordegren was originally suggested to me, I actually thought that it was quite apropos. She’s beautiful, intelligent and worth a ton of money. If that doesn’t qualify her for a spot in our Dime Piece section, I don’t know what would.
Can you believe she has a twin sister?
Here’s a little excerpt from her wiki entry:
Nordegren was born in Stockholm, Sweden. Her mother, Barbro Holmberg, is a politician and former Swedish migration and asylum policy minister. Her father, Thomas Nordegren, is a radio journalist who served as a bureau chief in Washington, D.C.. She has an older brother, Axel, and a twin sister, Josefin. Nordegren and her sister worked odd summer jobs and as cashiers in supermarkets to finance their studies. She started modeling in 2000, and appeared on the cover of Cafe Sport magazine in the summer of 2000.
Do we really need a funny caption here? Won't it just ruin the moment?
And yes, she’s the one married to Tiger Woods.
Camo bikini. Nice!
Because 4 pictures weren't enough.
To create Essential Style for Men, mix 2 parts petrol, 1 part secret agent, 1 part rock and roll, 1 part hip-hop and a shot of tequila in a shaker with ice and vigorously shake for 20 seconds. Pour into a martini glass rimmed with explosives and have a supermodel serve for all your friends to enjoy.
Don’t forget – she’s looking for a rebound. Someone who is poor and likes kids.