THE DIME PIECE: Kelly Brook
I know, I know, we normally reserve Dime Piece articles for women of exceptional talent and grace.. but this isn’t one of those times.
I’m only going to say it once so pay attention: 32E-24-35 (that’s not the combination to my high school locker).
Hailing from Rochester, Kent, England (what the hell do they put in the water over there anyways?) Kelly Brook is best known for dating celebrities, hanging out topless near large bodies of water and some piss-poor acting in B-movies that require her to remove clothing.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but there’s really nothing more I can say about it either. She’s not exactly feeding the homeless or making the statue of Liberty disappear in her spare time.
As if by design and true ESM bravado, Jason Stratham adds to his mystique by being one of the few guys to have kicked her out of bed for eating crackers. I can’t say that I’d do the same (quite the opposite, there might be handcuffs and a ball gag.. err.. nevermind).
Do yourself a favor and check out Todd’s gallery of everything Kelly Brook at his site, Idontlikeyouinthatway.com
My hair is all tangled up in this plant. Could you lend me a hand?
