THE INSIDE MAN: Maxim’s Hot 100 Party
Maxim's Hot 100 Party. Our Inside Man got in because we know you can't.
Have you ever wondered what it was like to celebrate amongst models? What about hanging out with Maxim’s hottest models? How about hanging with Maxim’s hottest models on a Tuesday?
If the answer is yes, then look no further. The Inside Man answered the call and can tell you exactly what it was like.
Inside Maxim’s Hot 100 Party – as told by the Inside Man
The atmosphere - mesmerizingly vibrant. The energy – crimson. The character of women - brilliant and on another level.
It was impossible to focus elsewhere without gazing upon a fresh set of beautiful women to converse with.
So after this photo, can we buy you ladies a drink? The Inside Man gets the picture.
I was privileged to have met all types of maidens, from Dane Cook’s current fling to Kanye West’s ex-girlfriend. No bourgoise attitude here, all the participants were humble and attendant for a great time.
Only The Inside Man can have these types of photos on his iPhone. So ridiculous.
Some females managed to lose themselves and their tops to the beat of the music. Furthermore, a select few felt so at home and comfortable; falling asleep on the floor after shots became an ideal way to wrap-up their evening.
I can only imagine a Hangover movie scenario the next time their eyes were exposed to light.
Yay! Actually ladies, we should be the ones jumping for joy for real.
In short, my invitation to Maxim’s Hot 100 party can only be described as drunken debauchery in a cramped box with the voluptuous and well connected - and I don’t mean this phrase with any negative connotation whatsoever.
Maybe it was the open bar. Maybe it was all the free spoils (thank you Silver Jeans Co. and 59FIFTY). What I know for sure is I had an unbelievable time.
Well done Maxim, the Inside Man gives your event an A- rating. Note some points were deducted for making me feel like a sardine in a can.
BUT - you get some bonus points earned for making the other sardines really, really, ridiculously good-looking models.
You know after they stopped jumping, they bought the Inside Man a drink.
Where will we find the Inside Man next? You’ll have to come back and find out…
