Nov 09

CLASSIC COMMERCIALS: Ketel One – “Gentlemen, this is vodka”

Gentlemen, this is vodka.

Gentlemen, this is vodka.

Ketel One has released a new ad campaign titled, “Gentlemen, this is vodka”. It’s a compilation of great upscale commercials showcasing dudes that look like dudes doing things dudes should be doing.

On top of that, they are all wearing some pretty nice suits.

Check the videos out below.

Sep 09

CLASSIC COMMERCIALS: Getting it in the can

I’m not going to mess up this commercial with too much writing, so without much further ado:

I prefer to get it in the bottle.

Rating: Bourne

Rating: Bourne

Aug 09


Today we salute you, Mr. Real Men of Genius writer.

(Mr. Real Men of Genius wriiiter)

Most commercial writers simply write commercials to get paid a fat check.
But you take the time to notice everyday things that will make every man laugh.

(Every man la-augh)

So crack open a Bud Light and raise your glass to the dumb things that people do, because thanks to reality, you will never run out of things to write about.

(Mr. Real Men of Genius Wriiiiteeer)

Here are a few of my favorites:

  • Mr. Dishonest Cable TV Hooker Upper
  • Mr. In The Car Nose Picker
  • Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer
  • Mr. Really, Really, Really Bad Dancer
  • Mr. Over-Zealous Foul Ball Catcher
  • Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor (Jorts)
  • Mr. Mail Order Bride Orderer
  • Mr. All You Can Eat Buffet Inventor
  • Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller
  • Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member
  • Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer
  • Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor
  • Mr. Really Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy