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Have you ever had that friend that was dating a girl who kind of scared you because she seemed a little crazy?  Did you ever wonder what made you suspect that she was kind of crazy in the first place?

If both those answers are “yes” – the reason you thought she might have a crazy streak in her was because you caught a glimpse of the “crazy eyes”.

What are the “crazy eyes”?  It’s the look that she makes when she is looking at something she wants so bad she is willing to go to prison for it.  It’s the look that makes her face distort ever so slightly so that you get a micro-expression of evil.  It’s the look that lets you know you should have an intervention for your friend.

Trust me, you know that look.  You’ve seen it before in your lifetime.  It’s not a look of longing or love or satisfaction.

It’s the look that says: I will cut someone for this.

Sometimes this look is fleeting, because your friend plays a lot of mind games or isn’t committing to being with her.  Other times, the look is something much deeper – like they do the “crazy eyes” all the time.  If you see these eyes, run and don’t look back.  Your friend can fend for himself.

 

Rating: Bean

Rating: Bean

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