The next best thing to "poo be gone"

The next best thing to "poo be gone"

So like most men, whenever you go to the bathroom (who does #2 work for?), the result is the apocalypse and the paint on your walls hang on by miracles of modern technology.

All good when you are living by yourself or have a dude room mate, but sucks for your girlfriend or wife because, well, their shit smells like flowers compared to yours.

To those men with women tired of calling the toxic waste emergency crew every morning, I introduce to you the incredible Kobiyashi drops.

I was introduced to these items a few years ago with the following introduction: “It will save your marriage.”

Those are pretty bold words for such a small item, but incredibly they work amazingly well.  Just put three drops in your toilet before you do the deed and your poop will start smelling like flowers too.

Check it out and see for yourself – you can purchase this item online here.

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