Today we salute you, Mr. Real Men of Genius writer.

(Mr. Real Men of Genius wriiiter)

Most commercial writers simply write commercials to get paid a fat check.
But you take the time to notice everyday things that will make every man laugh.

(Every man la-augh)

So crack open a Bud Light and raise your glass to the dumb things that people do, because thanks to reality, you will never run out of things to write about.

(Mr. Real Men of Genius Wriiiiteeer)

Here are a few of my favorites:

  • Mr. Dishonest Cable TV Hooker Upper
  • Mr. In The Car Nose Picker
  • Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer
  • Mr. Really, Really, Really Bad Dancer
  • Mr. Over-Zealous Foul Ball Catcher
  • Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor (Jorts)
  • Mr. Mail Order Bride Orderer
  • Mr. All You Can Eat Buffet Inventor
  • Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller
  • Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member
  • Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer
  • Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor
  • Mr. Really Loud Cell Phone Talker Guy

To create Essential Style for Men, mix 2 parts petrol, 1 part secret agent, 1 part rock and roll, 1 part hip-hop and a shot of tequila in a shaker with ice and vigorously shake for 20 seconds. Pour into a martini glass rimmed with explosives and have a supermodel serve for all your friends to enjoy.