"Get some sleep Pamela. You look tired." (cue techno music)

Raise your hands if you originally thought Matt Damon playing Jason Bourne was an iffy proposition. Now raise your hands if you wish you were actually Jason Bourne because Matt Damon played that role so well.

Dude, believe me my hand is still raised.

From the insane chase scenes to the more insane fight scenes using everyday objects as killing machines, the Bourne trilogy is one that every ESM man should have in his collection.  He’s got amnesia, is a killing machine and can turn any car into the fastest vehicle on the planet.

Unfortunately he has bad luck with the ladies.

I think the only thing I had an issue with was how old David Webb looked in the third movie versus the first movie.  But who cares – Jason Bourne kicks ass and I would love to have him on my side for any fight.

Unfortunately for us here at ESM, Jason Bourne has poor fashion sense.  That is why he will never make it as an ESM Icon.

Enough talking, let’s check out some video clips so you can waste more time at work:

For more information about Jason Bourne, you can check out his Wikipedia entry.  For more information about the Bourne trilogy, you can visit the official site online.

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To create Essential Style for Men, mix 2 parts petrol, 1 part secret agent, 1 part rock and roll, 1 part hip-hop and a shot of tequila in a shaker with ice and vigorously shake for 20 seconds. Pour into a martini glass rimmed with explosives and have a supermodel serve for all your friends to enjoy.