"Oh she cuts like a knife... and it feels so right." - Bryan Adams

Who would have thought I would ever use a Bryan Adams song reference for a boat?

Only the XSR Superboat by XSMG World can inspire me to write such odes of beauty.  For a mere £1.1 million you can own yourself the water-going equivalent of a supercar. 

At over 1600hp, this boat is considered to be the “world’s fastest diesel production boat” and can make jaws drop faster than you can say “what the hell is a superboat and who would pay £1.1 million for one?”

At that point they will be dripping wet from all the water your new XSR48 sprayed on their hating faces.

Check out this video clip from XSMG World:

For more information about the XSR 48, you can visit the official XSMG World website.

It reminds me of a basketball shoe for some reason.

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