Looks pretty normal from this angle.

What would constitute an ESM Dream Home?  Well if you consider what goes into the ESM Dream Garage, ESM Dream Homes have a very high standard to live up to.

It’s gotta be a place that makes people say absolutely nothing when they see it for the first time.  And the reason they say absolutely nothing?  It’s because the place is so amazing and chalk full of awesomeness they have too much to say that nothing comes out.

Take for example, this Dream Home in Malibu California.  First image looks pretty modern and normal right?  Well check out the rest of these photos:

The Living Room.

The Kitchen.

Still not impressed?  Check these out below.

Where all the magic happens.

Breakfast after all the magic.

Yeah. I know. Just too much awesomeness to describe with words.

Ready to make a deal and get yourself a nice little pad by the beach?  No problem – just get ready to throw down about $3.4 million.

I mean, you didn’t think this much awesomeness was free did you?

For more information about this 5 bed/5 bath property, you can visit Deasy/Penner & Partners official website here. If this property is no longer for sale, they’ve got plenty more that can fit the bill for your ESM Dream Home.

And please invite us to your first party when you move in.

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