The Bang & Olufsen living room

The Bang & Olufsen living room

 

Want to impress all of your friends, be the envy of your neighbors and have every single woman want you?  Get a kickass dog.

Want a sound system that will impress your friends, make your neighbors envious and make you feel all futuristic?  Go get yourself a Bang & Olufsen sound system.

Never heard of Bang & Olufsen?  Get a quick course on who they are from their website

Bang & Olufsen Beolab 9 Speakers - cause you're mixing it up in your lab at home

Bang & Olufsen Beolab 9 Speakers - cause you're mixing it up in your lab at home

 

For those in the know, Bang & Olufsen has been creating some of the most beautifuly designed electronics known to man. 

If you are lucky enough to furnish your dingy one bedroom apartment with anything from this manufacturer you will swear you were on the U.S.S. Enterprise and you could also claim you were from the future.

Trust me, the B&O folks know how to do it.  They’ve been doing it since 1925. 

You can also check out more information about their history from their Wiki here.

Photoshop yourself into the pictures below and post them on Facebook. Just tell your friends you had to make yourself liquid during the recession and that’s why you don’t have the gear now.  They’ll believe you – it’s all in the delivery.

Beovision 9

Beovision 9

 

Wait a minute, this is Beowulf.  This has no relevance aside from the word "Beo"!

Wait a minute, this is Beowulf. This has no relevance aside from the word "Beo"!

 

Rating: Bond

Rating: Bond

ESM

To create Essential Style for Men, mix 2 parts petrol, 1 part secret agent, 1 part rock and roll, 1 part hip-hop and a shot of tequila in a shaker with ice and vigorously shake for 20 seconds. Pour into a martini glass rimmed with explosives and have a supermodel serve for all your friends to enjoy.