Initiate Code Red, CODE RED, CODE RED!!!!

Ever have one of those days when you were having a great day with your significant other and then before you knew it – BLAM! – the Exorcist monster reared its ugly head?

Yeah dude, every guy has had that same thing happen to him.

Lucky for you someone created an app to give you a heads up before you get your head chopped off for doing nothing wrong.  It’s an app that tracks your significant other’s gift called “Code Red” (how ingenious) and it is available at the itunes store now.

Maybe you should start planning your vacations around it.  Maybe you should start thinking of excuses now.  Maybe you should learn to shut up when the Code Red alarm goes off.

Think of it as your early warning device for a 7.2 earthquake about to bust a cap on your ass.

ESM

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