This feature is due in part to me seeing someone in a restaurant ordering food – on a Segway. Make no bones about it, I HATE Segways. It’s the epitome of laziness – if you can do it on a Segway you can do it on your legs, bro. Seriously.
So in turn, I wanted to write a quick feature of things that make my skin crawl and reduce a man’s man-ness: manti-matter. Here are the items that are on the top of my list:
If the thought of owning these things ever crosses your mind, just do yourself a favor and slit your wrists so you never do it again.