Love the shoes.

Love the shoes.

Thank you, inventor of the high heel, for giving every woman the ability to go from hot to hotter in 2 seconds.  Although they give women an unfair advantage in the height department (sorry guys), the high heel gives all women the fashion equivalent of a superhero costume.

I mean, have you ever seen a woman go from high heels to no heels?  It’s like the difference between Clark Kent and Superman.  It’s crazy, I know.

Yes, yes I know high heels are painful and uncomfortable for most women to wear.  I apologize for that.  But please believe that they look great on all women.  I do not apologize for that.

ESM

To create Essential Style for Men, mix 2 parts petrol, 1 part secret agent, 1 part rock and roll, 1 part hip-hop and a shot of tequila in a shaker with ice and vigorously shake for 20 seconds. Pour into a martini glass rimmed with explosives and have a supermodel serve for all your friends to enjoy.