Thank you, inventor of the high heel, for giving every woman the ability to go from hot to hotter in 2 seconds. Although they give women an unfair advantage in the height department (sorry guys), the high heel gives all women the fashion equivalent of a superhero costume.
I mean, have you ever seen a woman go from high heels to no heels? It’s like the difference between Clark Kent and Superman. It’s crazy, I know.
Yes, yes I know high heels are painful and uncomfortable for most women to wear. I apologize for that. But please believe that they look great on all women. I do not apologize for that.