After doing my extensive research on men’s Fashion Week for 2010, I had to compile a list of the worst designs/outfits that made it to the red carpet.  Some will surprise, but none will fail to make you wonder: “what the hell were they thinking?”

Without further ado, here they are (all the images are from

10. Alexander McQueen’s rendition of the Cobra Commander

Is that a rug with eyes walking?

9. Comme des Garçons rendition of Lady Gaga

I can't see your pa-pa-pa-poker face.

8. Custo Barcelona on Acid

Think: acid trip meets suit.

7. Ann Demeulemeester’s feathers

Bu-kaw! Bu-kaw!

6. John Paul Gaultier’s Muscles

Isn't this what they did for 300?

5. John Galliano’s version of a male corset

Words have no meaning after seeing this picture.

4. Thom Browne’s Raccoon Fashion

This is the new way to do fur.

3. Thom Browne’s French Schoolboy

Ah viva la France.

2. Adam Kimmel’s hard eights

Not only can you scare your neighbors, you can also beat them at craps!

1. Dsquared – “is that a dude?”

Like a beautiful peacock. Wait, stop.


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