It’s that most wonderful time of the year.  No, not Christmas – Halloween!  Why is it such a wonderful time of year, dear ESM readers?

It’s simple – this is the only time of the year all women want to dress slutty.  To make things better, everyone is cool with it!

Enjoy some great examples below:

Turn around slowly.

Turn around slowly.

Can I get you a beer?

Can I get you a beer?

Late for class.

Late for class.

Casting spells.

Casting spells.

Nice whip.

Nice whip.

ESM

To create Essential Style for Men, mix 2 parts petrol, 1 part secret agent, 1 part rock and roll, 1 part hip-hop and a shot of tequila in a shaker with ice and vigorously shake for 20 seconds. Pour into a martini glass rimmed with explosives and have a supermodel serve for all your friends to enjoy.