Interested in reading this article because you don’t think it’s true?  My ESM brethren, I am afraid it is very true.  Think about it, how much do you really know about women?  Also, how much do you really know about your car?

To prove my point, please see my arguments below:

All you really know about them is how they look and vital statistics.
0-60 in 3.8 seconds?  36 double D’s?  In reality, you probably spout out all these numbers without really knowing what the hell you are talking about.  Seriously, unless you are a car mechanic, do you know what the definition of brake horse power is?

The Koeniggsegg CCX.  0–62 mph (100 km/h) in 3.2 seconds and from 0–124 mph (200 km/h) in 9.8 seconds.

The Koeniggsegg CCX. 0–62 mph (100 km/h) in 3.2 seconds and from 0–124 mph (200 km/h) in 9.8 seconds.

Mirand Kerr.  32-24-34.

Mirand Kerr. 32-24-34.

The longer you have one, the better you know them.
Ever have a friend that knew everything there was to know about women?  It’ because he grew up with 5 sisters and dated a shitload of women. 

What about the dude that knows everything about cars?  He probably owned a lot of them and has experienced everything that could possible go wrong.  How the hell did he know that white smoke meant a bad oil/gas mixture?

Every man wants one that they can’t afford.
Sure you want the Ferrari Enzo from the dealership.  Sure you want to date Adriana Lima.  All dudes do.  But believe you/me, you probably can’t afford it.

We love ’em.
Yep, head over heels love. Can’t fight that feeling.

Wait, what about a woman that knows a lot about cars? Now that is a conundrum.

ESM

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