My balls are glowing!

Obscura Digital is tripping balls.  Pool balls, actually.

They’ve invented a gadget for the ultimate millionaire gearhead or an acid trip’s worst nightmare: the Cuelight Interactive Pool Table, which allows users to control digitally enhanced images displayed on a pool table. 

Want to dip your balls in water and see what it looks like when you hit them together?  You can do it with this system.  Want to fire them up and see them them trace across the table before they hit a hole?  Simple as flipping a switch.  Want to reveal a picture of yourself in that oh so sexy Versace mankini you purchased last year in Venice while your guests are playing?  Our advice – use the picture of you photoshopped with Gwen Stefani instead (more street cred).

Check out the video below if you don’t believe me.

So what kind of money does it take to change the way your balls look with the simple configuration change?  About $200,000.  If you’ve got that kind of money to throw down, let me know because we can definitely get a party together fairly quickly to admire your new purchase.

And no, I don’t care if you already heard about this system in 2009.  It’s still cool.

Now if they can only invent a bed with the same technology….

For more information about the CueLight Interactive Pool Table System, you can visit their official website here.

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