Weild your weapon carefully.

The latest news has come across my desk via urbandaddy.com: you can now live your Tom Cruise fantasy.  No, not that fantasy – I’m talking about the one where you were one of the people on the Last Samurai movie.

Introducing the Samurai Umbrella, from Kikkerland.  They have ingeniously figured out how to tap into the psyche of modern men everywhere – by making them think they are samurai warriors in the rain. 

Pretty cool way of making your otherwise mundane life way more interesting.  As my shogun master used to always tell me, “Baka wa shinanakya naoranai.”

Check out the kung fu grip.

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To create Essential Style for Men, mix 2 parts petrol, 1 part secret agent, 1 part rock and roll, 1 part hip-hop and a shot of tequila in a shaker with ice and vigorously shake for 20 seconds. Pour into a martini glass rimmed with explosives and have a supermodel serve for all your friends to enjoy.