I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.

 

Fashion icon.  Style icon.  One of the greatest minds of this century.  The enigmatic Derek Zoolander.

Most popularly known for his dramatic biography, Zoolander, Derek is a persona characterized with a dark past and is in a constant personal struggle finding his true meaning in life.

Rowr.  Le Tigre.

Rowr. Le Tigre.

 

In the fashion industry, Derek has graced the covers of every major men’s magazine since 1980 and continues to do so today.  He is currently the spokesmodel for International Male Magazine.

International Supermodel

International Supermodel

 

Presently, Derek is president and chairman of the prestigious Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.  As we publish this article, there have been some faint whisperings of a Nobel Prize for all of his philanthropic efforts.

Congratulations, Derek Zoolander.  You are a true Essential Style for Men Icon.

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