"Hi, it's Tiger. Mind erasing... oh, nevermind it already did. It's just a habit I'm used to."

It’s sad, really.

What was once a name synonymous with “the world’s greatest”, winning, focus and mental intensity, and Wheaties is now synonymous with “not covering your tracks on your mobile phone”.

Introducing the Tigertext Iphone app from the company, um, Tigertext.  According to an article in PC World, “the texting app lets users set a time limit for text messages — and when the time is up, the messages will self-destruct and be wiped from the original phone, the receiving phone, and the server.”

What a novel idea.   Or perhaps, you could just not cheat in the first place and stay faithful to your super-mega-hot wife.

ESM

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