Perfect for the ESM Dream Tour.

I need to make more money. 

Aside from all these dream cars I want, I really, really, really want an Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Offshore Chronograph.  To be even more specific, the one I want is the Safari special edition. 

Also known as 26170stood091cr01 SAFARI, this watch exudes men’s luxury with a very subtle design and style. 

Unless people knew what it was, you could probably go about your life without anyone noticing how much awesomeness was on your wrist.  Now that I think about it, if they knew how much awesomeness you were harnessing at that point in time, they would just explode (figuratively that is).

It's really hard to focus with this watch in front of me.

There’s only 2 problems I see with owning this watch.  One – I would have to buy another one with a steel strap to wear with my tux.  Second – I would be looking at my wrist so much, I could potentially become a hazard on the road. 

Seriously – wouldn’t you if you had a $20k Audemars to yourself?

For more information about Audemar Piguet’s full line of timepieces, you can visit the Audemars Piguet official website here.

For more information about the Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Offshore Chronograph Safari Special Edition (which is no longer currently being produced), you can visit prestigetime.com.

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