The big daddy - Patron Platinum

The big daddy - Patron Platinum

So do you remember when you were in college drinking shots of Jose Cuervo all night and hating the entire world the next morning?  What about the feeling you got when you took a whiff of Cuervo a few weeks after?  Horrible, right?

I had pretty much sworn myself off of tequila for a long time until someone introduced me to Patron Silver.  Now imagine the party of tequila with the taste of, well, nothing really.  Get that bad boy chilled (shaken with ice), take it as a shot and let the good times roll.

Don’t you wonder why they keep singing about it in all the rap songs?

Trust me, this is the tequila you’ve been waiting for.  Nay, this is the tequila the world has been waiting for.  Open that bottle up, shake it up and serve it to all your friends.  Have a few hot neighbors?  Make it happen with Patron Silver.  Have a really hot neighbor?  Spend a little more and buck up for some Patron Platinum.

And for all you haters out there that think Patron isn’t real tequila?  Drink whatever the hell you want.  Me and my friends are sticking to Patron because this type of perfection isn’t debatable.

ESM

To create Essential Style for Men, mix 2 parts petrol, 1 part secret agent, 1 part rock and roll, 1 part hip-hop and a shot of tequila in a shaker with ice and vigorously shake for 20 seconds. Pour into a martini glass rimmed with explosives and have a supermodel serve for all your friends to enjoy.