The Bugatti Veyron Pur Sang

The Bugatti Veyron Pur Sang, or "Pure Blood" - like a vampire

Here’s to those gentlemen who won’t settle for just any Bugatti.  Here’s to the dude who actually requested that his Bugatti not be painted.  Finally, here’s to Bugatti, who thought that it would be a great idea to sell the car, for more.

I have to admit, if I had that extra $2 million (more or less) in my pocket, I would have been one of the 5 lucky people to have owned one. 

Once I had one in my possession, where would I drive it?  Good question. I would probably first go to each and every ESM author and prove to them that I had it.  (I wouldn’t let them inside the car though.)

Once that was all done, I would probably take a bunch of photos for my Facebook account to prove to the rest of the world how awesome I was.

After that – lock it up in a secure, airtight location and let it appreciate in value.

Ah, the life of a car collector. Please be kind and pop open that bottle of Veuve, Jeeves.

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