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They’re either something you experience when you sleep – or they’re something you go after, Every. Damn. Day.

Want to know one of our dreams here at ESM?

It’s to own a company boat.

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Not just any boat either; we want one of the best in the business – a VanDutch yacht.

40 feet of pure, unadulterated sex on water – the embodiment of saying “we made it and we know what to do with it.”

But for anyone who is familiar with the VanDutch brand, you know one thing – shit’s expeeeensive.

A fat pre-owned 40 footer is going to cost 350,000 euro, or roughly $455,000.

That’s a lot of work for any mere mortal.

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Thankfully, VanDutch has created a new (more “attainable”) model called the VanDutch X which, according to their Instagram account, is going to start at $345,000 brand new.

Bang, the company boat is now back on our “doable if we work hard enough” dreams list.

According to the VanDutch X Buyer’s Guide we downloaded, the VanDutch X can be reserved now for 2018 delivery with a host of standard features you can come to expect from the VanDutch brand.

New buyers can also select from optional upgrades, such as: engines, color, custom upholstery, cabin upgrades (like air conditioning), electronics and entertainment.

Here are some additional specs from their microsite:

  • Length: 40 ft / 12 m
  • Beam: 11.2 ft / 3.4 m
  • Draft: 2.6 ft / .8 m
  • Displacement: 16,000 lbs / 7,257 kg Power
  • Engine Type: Outboard
  • Max Speed: 34 – 38 Knots
  • Passengers: 10
  • Berths: V-Berth
  • Fuel Capacity: 317 G / 1200 L
  • Fresh Water Capacity: 40 G / 150 L
  • Engines: 2 x Mercury Verado 350 HP

For more information on the VanDutch X, you can check out their official website at

If you’ve got the means, you can also check out the complete line of VanDutch products at


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