Hang on boys, this is a "bathing suits optional" party. Image courtesy of Adam Pretty/Lifesize/Thinkstock.

Dressing appropriately – it’s a skill that takes a lot of time, practice and experience to get it right.   So how do you, as a style dumbass, get the chops to know what to wear at the appropriate time? 

It’s simple:

  • Just ask someone else who is familiar with the event or venue
  • Play it safe and be a little more dressed than you need to be
  • Make sure you know your geography
  • Check the weather

The last two are pretty simple things that most people don’t think of.  Have you ever been to a wedding in Miami in the middle of July?  You might as well be wearing speedos up in that mug because it is going to be hot as hell.

Actually, for a day wedding in Miami, you’re probably going to want to rock a light colored linen suit.  Tie is optional (check below).

So the next time you get invited to a house party in Miami for that Columbian drug lord, you’ll know what to wear.  Just make sure you wear comfortable shoes for when the party gets raided by the Feds.

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