Dressing appropriately – it’s a skill that takes a lot of time, practice and experience to get it right. So how do you, as a style dumbass, get the chops to know what to wear at the appropriate time?
- Just ask someone else who is familiar with the event or venue
- Play it safe and be a little more dressed than you need to be
- Make sure you know your geography
- Check the weather
The last two are pretty simple things that most people don’t think of. Have you ever been to a wedding in Miami in the middle of July? You might as well be wearing speedos up in that mug because it is going to be hot as hell.
Actually, for a day wedding in Miami, you’re probably going to want to rock a light colored linen suit. Tie is optional (check below).
So the next time you get invited to a house party in Miami for that Columbian drug lord, you’ll know what to wear. Just make sure you wear comfortable shoes for when the party gets raided by the Feds.