Blow - the reason I grew my hair out that year.

Blow - the reason I grew my hair out that year.

I hope people don’t take offense to this article, but I think drug dealer fashion is pretty dope (no pun intended).  Whenever someone says I look like a drug dealer, I always thank them with smile.  Don’t get me wrong – I don’t condone drug usage in any way, but I think the fashion portrayed in movies is awesome.

I’m not talking about the typical, low-rung drug dealer on the corner type.  I’m talking about the top-of-the-food chain, 6 figure a month making, good taste, high roller drug dealer that worked his way up from the streets.

Why?  Because they look like real bad mofos. 

The only negative thing is they all usually die or get caught at the end of the movie.  Hey, at least they looked good when they were at the top of their game.

Here are some awesome examples:

Scarface.  Check the pin striped suit.

Scarface. Check the pin striped suit.

The bad guy in 2 Fast 2 Furious

The bad guy in 2 Fast 2 Furious

Goodfellas. "How am I funny?!?!"

Goodfellas. "How am I funny?!?!"

Belly.

Belly.

ESM

To create Essential Style for Men, mix 2 parts petrol, 1 part secret agent, 1 part rock and roll, 1 part hip-hop and a shot of tequila in a shaker with ice and vigorously shake for 20 seconds. Pour into a martini glass rimmed with explosives and have a supermodel serve for all your friends to enjoy.